The (Non-) Women 
          of Rock
          
          
          After being ripped 
          from a very pleasant dream this morning by the screaming of my alarm, 
          I do my usual and turn on the TV to become somewhat coherent again. 
          (Those of you who have woken me up by calling on the phone understand 
          this fully.) There was some show on talking about the women of rock 
          and a special from Rolling Stone. Cool, or so I thought. After the yabbering 
          commercials are completed, the segment returns to state the covergirls 
          - last of which were Tina Turned, Madonna and Courtney Love back in 
          '97. Is is someone actually valid as a "rock" musician??? 
          OH OF COURSE NOT!
          
          Britney Spears - will someone please get rid of her already!
          Mary J. Blige - OK not my piece of musical cake but isn't she R&B 
          or something along those lines
          Shakira - I'll give them that one. She actually plays an instrument 
          and does have a bit of a rock edge. 
        C'mon though, if 
          this is the essential grouping of "women of rock,"
          I'm ready to turn in my guitar. OK, maybe not but it sounded cool. At 
          least Avril Lavigne is included - though in the inside of the cover 
          supposedly w/ Alanis Morrisette (another who I think should just stop 
          - she was cool pre 2000, actually I think twas before I was in hs more 
          reasonably.)
          
          So this is the new evolution of music? Please... why not have it be 
          something like, I'll include Shakira to please the RS "almighty 
          ones," Michelle Branch - she's collaborating w/ Santana for heaven's 
          sake so she has the credibility, Avril Lavigne - despite some people 
          and their crabbing about her she is actually quite talented, & Vanessa 
          Carlton - if Britney is rock then she can be esp w/ that beuteeeefully 
          haunting rocked out/vamped out cover of Paint it Black. 
        
::Sigh::